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Posted on: Apr 19, 2014, Source: AlterNet

And: The poor should kiss the ground beneath the rich.

Posted on: Apr 18, 2014, Source: AlterNet

What a week! First the shoe truthers—now the baby truthers.

Posted on: Apr 18, 2014, Source: AlterNet

And rather than freeing him, a Lonestar State judge just ruled he can be retried.

Posted on: Apr 16, 2014, Source: AlterNet

Another argument that athletes need a better education.

Posted on: Apr 16, 2014, Source: AlterNet

Republican Mary Fallin apparently thinks homogeneous poverty is the best way forward.

Posted on: Apr 15, 2014, Source: AlterNet

Was Hillary Clinton really ducking that shoe, or just trying to appear presidential?

Posted on: Apr 12, 2014, Source: AlterNet

Apoplexy after Stephen Colbert takes CBS late-night reins from Letterman.

Posted on: Apr 11, 2014, Source: AlterNet

Right-wing pundits can't believe that someone who openly mocks them got the job.

Posted on: Apr 11, 2014, Source: AlterNet

"I agree with every word Bill is saying, even if the words don't agree with each other."

Posted on: Apr 9, 2014, Source: AlterNet

Duh . . . what war on women?

Posted on: Apr 9, 2014, Source: AlterNet

Medicine's 2% are paid a quarter of the federal program's dollars.

Posted on: Apr 9, 2014, Source: AlterNet

No, it's not a documentary, and no, everyone does not live happily ever after!

Posted on: Apr 7, 2014, Source: AlterNet

Artist collective installs giant poster in heavily droned area of Pakistan.

Posted on: Apr 5, 2014, Source: AlterNet

'Honey Maid's ads featuring same-sex couples is the work of the devil,' and more...

Posted on: Apr 3, 2014, Source: AlterNet

"Basically, they studied the problem for 4 years . . . then just said 'F*ck it.'"

Posted on: Apr 2, 2014, Source: AlterNet

GM executives knew their defective ignition switch would kill people—and covered it up.

Posted on: Apr 2, 2014, Source: AlterNet

"I had to cancel my 'Rockin' Enrollment Failure Eve!'"

Posted on: Mar 29, 2014, Source: AlterNet

Known unknown: Donald Rumsfeld should be replaced by a trained ape.

Posted on: Mar 28, 2014, Source: AlterNet

"Your eggs are jumping out of your vagina like rats off a sinking ship."

Posted on: Mar 22, 2014, Source: AlterNet

First women whined to get the vote, now they want equal pay. Where does it end?

Posted on: Mar 15, 2014, Source: AlterNet

'Poor people just love sitting around being poor' ... and more.

Posted on: Mar 8, 2014, Source: AlterNet

And we’re not even mentioning the speakers at CPAC.

Posted on: Mar 6, 2014, Source: AlterNet

"Because everything in the oval office is penis activated."

Posted on: Mar 5, 2014, Source: AlterNet

Bible-thumping nutjob congresswoman warns that Obama is the anti-Christ.

Posted on: Mar 5, 2014, Source: AlterNet

Gourmet crab legs! Organic salmon! Where does it end?

Posted on: Mar 2, 2014, Source: AlterNet

Pat Buchanan, Pat Robertson or Dick Cheney: who does the statue go to?

Posted on: Feb 27, 2014, Source: AlterNet

"Tyranny is on the march," and "Now, we'll all have to bake penis cakes."

Posted on: Feb 26, 2014, Source: AlterNet

It does not undo the damage, but American cops never even apologize.

Posted on: Feb 26, 2014, Source: AlterNet

Because Reagan's policies always worked out so great!

Posted on: Feb 15, 2014, Source: AlterNet

Plus, Tom Perkins thinks more wealth should mean more votes.

Posted on: Feb 13, 2014, Source: AlterNet

History is, alas, full of them.

Posted on: Feb 12, 2014, Source: AlterNet

Under the ban, the Drug Czar must oppose even studying legalization.

Posted on: Feb 12, 2014, Source: AlterNet

"Chris Christie, 2016! Now, there's a guy who knows how to clog a border."

Posted on: Feb 8, 2014, Source: AlterNet

700 Club host begs creationist Ken Ham to shut up already.

Posted on: Feb 5, 2014, Source: AlterNet

Daily Show host also helpfully points out that President Obama does not work for Fox.

Posted on: Feb 1, 2014, Source: AlterNet

Surprise, surprise, a one percenter thinks we are not all created equal.

Posted on: Jan 30, 2014, Source: AlterNet

Republican desire for bipartisanship is 'premium, grade-A, grass-fed bull-sh*t.'

Posted on: Jan 29, 2014, Source: AlterNet

'Apparently, President Obama's in the f*&k it stage of his presidency.'

Posted on: Jan 25, 2014, Source: AlterNet

A super-wealthy venture capitalist complains that the 1 percent are being treated like the Nazis treated Jews. And more!

Posted on: Jan 23, 2014, Source: AlterNet

Late night comedian tells tale of two (allegedly crooked) governors.

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